28 October 2009

INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS

Pact drafted in sofabed custody case
An unsteady calm was almost palpable in the Toronto rain this morning, after intense divorce negotiations this week resulted in a change of sofa-bed ownership.

Both sides were quoted as being pleased with the result, enabling the ex to host guests overnight, and the writer to eliminate anxieties relating to sofabed dismantling. The ex has since committed to reimburse the writer for the used value of the sofa but, more importantly, relations between the two parties are more agreeable than ever.

The writer added that this beneficial and unexpected good fortune is one of several recent occurrences, that collectively form a life-altering nexus of change. A further update on this nexus is expected, "Within 48 hours, and certainly not before I've had a shower," the writer said only moments ago.

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