I went out...

...just after 4.30pm. I got back at 10.45pm. I ascended the steps. I unlocked and opened the door. I switched on the hall light and removed my shoes. I walked upstairs to the bathroom.

I still had my cock in my hand when he knocked on the fucking door. Persistently too.

I'll leave you to figure out how many minutes that is.

8,682 minutes to go...