I woke up with two gay men in my bed this morning. I don't often get the opportunity to say that so I thought I'd better zip it into a blog entry. Currently, one of them is snoring so loudly that he's drowning out the tunes that are playing! *chuckles*The other has his face firmly planted in the pillow, and his butt poking up in the air. I don't know what you call them but he's wearing those underpants that are kinda jockstrap-esque. That's right, he has ass-less chap-undies on. *trying not to laugh and wake 'em up* If I could be 100% sure he wouldn't wake up while I was doing it, I'd go find a marker pen and write something rude on his bum cheeks. I could just write a "W" on each cheek so it spells "WOW!"
I probably wouldn't reeeeeally do that though. I'm actually kinda chuffed with both of them at the moment, even though I've been up since 9am, showered, dressed, made a giant pot of coffee, and they're still both utterly comatose and it's nearly noon. *smiles* They got engaged a few days ago so I'm delighted for both of them. And considering the quantity of booze and weed we motored through last night, the wedding should be a blast.
We chowed down several kilos of Indian food last night too. All morning I've been entertaining myself by farting so loudly that the windows reverberate, and then laughing when neither of the chaps wake up. The fact that I can amuse myself in such a primal way is indicative of a steady improvement in my ability to appreciate the little things in life. It's a 'tell' that I'm getting better.
Anyway, a lot's happened since we last spoke. So much so that for the last few days I've been puzzling about how best to blog next. A 2009 review? Snapshot in time? List of learnings from last year's experiences?
When I've figured that out, there'll be more words.
Well talking about your gas is one way of starting the year off right!!! Congrats to the chaps! T.
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